Funny dirty nursery rhymes

Mary had another skirt. So why not pull down your pants and give me some booty Mary Mary quite contrary shaved her pussy cause it was so damn hairy.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Her clothes all tattered and torn.

Funny dirty nursery rhymes. Abraham Lincoln was a good old man. He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand. So why not pull down your pants and give me some booty Mary Mary quite contrary shaved her pussy cause it was so damn hairy.

And pass it to a friend. To have a little fun. And now they have a son.

Dirty Nursery Rhyme jokes. Requested in Adult Dirty by NumeroOcho edited by MC Jester. 32 like 0 dislike.

Roll roll roll your joint pass it down the line take a toke and hold the smoke blow your fuckin mind. 28 like 0 dislike. Rude Nursery Rhymes for Older Kids.

Weve sneaked in a selection of Pauls nursery rhyme parodies which are all rather rude. So weve called the collection Rude Nursey Rhymes and would humbly suggest that if youre too young to know what a parody is youre probably also too young to read the poems. If that sounds too much like a riddle quite a few adults dont know what a parody is wed.

Naughty Nursery Rhymes for Kids. The naughty nursery rhymes slit slap bang between the clean and the rude nursery rhyme parodies. I think theyre suitable for children aged 9 and over but if youre not a confident swimmer you should perhaps retreat to the metaphorical shallow end by reading the clean nursery rhyme parodies first.

Naughty Nursery Rhyme Parody 1. 21st Century Nursery Rhymes. Paul Curtiss 21st century nursery rhymes are traditional English nursery rhymes reworked for a contemporary audience.

The collection includes funny nursery rhyme parodies together with one or two poems that are either quite rude or distinctly dirty depending upon your sensitivities in such matters. Naughty Nursery Rhymes 18 Part Two is here. Mary had a little skirt.

With splits right up the sides. And everywhere that Mary went. The boys could see her thighs.

Mary had another skirt. Twas split right up the front. But she didnt wear that one often.

Welcome to Adult Nursery Rhymes Here are a few nursey rhymes that have been modified evil grin hehe. Jack and Jill Jack and Jill Went up the hill To have a little fun-Stupid Jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son. Naughty Nursery Rhymes Part 2 18 For just an itty bitty.

And planned to do some kissing. Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills fanny. Cos Jills a convincing tranny.

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. Its fleece was white and whispy. So off he ran with a beauty queen.

Was decked one night with a bottle of beer. And ran slap into a paling fence. Cos all she heard was endless derision.

No one respects a girl who gets smashed. And both fell into an early grave. Then said Bugger Ive stuffed it.

Adult - adult nursery rhymes rudeswearing. Mary had a little skirt. With splits right up the sides.

And every time that Mary walked. The boys could see her Thighs. Mary had another skirt.

Twas split right up the front. But she didnt wear that one very often. Mary had a little lamb.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Her clothes all tattered and torn. It wasnt the spider. That crept up beside her But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

March 24 2006 121822 pm by Milk in da D. It isnt hard to turn anything into something dirty and nursery rhymes are no different. Jack and Jill went up the hill twinkle twinkle hickory dickory and even little red riding hood can all be made into dirty nursery rhymes easily and on this page they have been.

Some of them have been turned to filth more than once. Dirty Nursery Rhymes Row Row Row Your Boat Roll roll roll your joint twist it at the end take a puff thats enough and pass it to a friend. Little Jack Horner sat in the corner playing with himself he stuck his thumb up his ass and found his uncles underpants and said.

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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. My what big eyes you have Mr. Wolf says Little Red Riding Hood.

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Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her. Between two chunks of bread.

Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man. What have you got there.

Soo funny u will piss urself. This is andrew dice clay talking not me. At the 1987 rodney dangerfields.

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